gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
ipoog: daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!
controversial-tabloid-story: vammyrose: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: ok so HOW DID YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT #and they wonder why we’re all so slutty now LMFAOOOO some of these are not even innuendos. They are just blatantly sexual.
masterarrowhead: I just found this old Helga!Mako comic I forgot to finish
semiparalytic: dirkstrider-the-dickriser: ...